Lemme quickly go straight to the point without beating around the bush
Ladies, 10 Signs A Guy Will Sleep With You When You Visit Him
1. His Friends vacate the room
Just when you get to his place and his friends start going out of the
room one after the other until you are left alone. This has already been
planned prior to your arrival. Don’t think they left at their own
discretion, he don already cut eyes give dem make dem comot
2. He asks what you’re wearing
Just when a guy is curious to know whether you will be wearing a skirt
or trouser to his house then be sure that he will definitely sleep with
you when you visit him. Naijaboiy be like, ” Ireneony abeg no wear
trouser come my house oooo”
3. He demands you don’t bring Your Friend along
When he tells you not to come with a friend because he doesn’t want your
friend around; there are no two ways about this, he certainly wants to
sleep with you when you visit him and doesn’t want any barrier
5. He Dips His hands into the pockets to form a gentleman
I’m very guilty of this act even though I passionately detest s*x (
nobody should question me on this). When I’m inside the room with a lady
and the moment my joystick begins to rise above its default level as a
result of s*x intrusion into my mind. As an anointed man of God, I will
just dip my two hands into my pockets and stylishly take a scroll
outside after which I will return back when my obviously etec.ted
joystick returns to its default level
6. He Increases the volume of the home theatre
Another sign a dude wants to sleep with you is that he will switch on
the home theatre and will increase to the maximum volume so that
neighbours will not hear your moan when the show starts. Vizkiz will not
deny this
7. He offers you chewing gum
This is done probably to cleanse your breath before kissing takes place
8. He stylishly Locks the door
A proverb says ” a dog that enters a lion’s den should be ready to face
the consequences. However, just when you enter his room and he goes
straight to the door and GBAAAM !!! . Even if heat wan kill two of una,
he will never open the door.. You don’t even need Seun Osewa to tell you
that he wants to sleep with you
9. He forces You to take alcohol
Another sign is that he will force you to take a little amount of
alcohol so that he will accomplish his mission before you gain
consciousness
10. He goes out to buy something that has “no name”
Just when you visit a dude and he takes an excuse to go and buy
something (name withheld) and when he returns back you can’t seem to see
what he went to buy. Make we no deceive ourselves na Gold circle egbon
go buy ooooo!!! … Even If you ask him what he went to buy he will
definitely lie that he wasn’t able to get it..

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